Tuesday, December 5, 2017

400. Era Discrimination


Whaaaaat!  You're not going to call the Dark Ages dark?

"Not if I can help it.  You think I want to go to a history conference and have people thinking my period isn't as good as theirs?  Get snooted by all those Enlightenment bastards?  Somebody dumb as dirt going ahead of me on the program just because he's got an Isaac Newton?  Nosirree."

How about life in Greece after the Dorian invasions?  Would you call that dark?

"I don't call any age dark.  If you can't say something nice about an age don't say anything at all."

So you're going to sit by the ruins of your temples with your wife just raped and your daughter carried off because you couldn't buy off the rapists with your coins because the Dorians or whoever the hell they were didn't know anything about coinage, or anything about anything, anything civilized, and their life is going to be your life but you're not going to call it dark.

"I don't know that's the way it was with the Dorians.  If I called their life dark it would be because I don't know much about it.  My 'dark' would mean 'dark to me.'  My view would be dark.  There's no written record of that era, you know."

That's because nobody could write! The Dorians really swept the place clean. They blew away the alphabet, the whole fucking Mycenean alphabet.

"Fucking alphabet?  You talk like a barbarian.  And an ignoramus.  Alphabets don't fuck."

I am not an ignoramus.  I know that when the Roman Empire disintegrated Europe lost its roads and coinage and ability to control bandits and pirates, it lost its commerce, which lost it its cities, then its towns, taking it down to a few villages in the woods; it lost its schools and scholars, taking learning down to a few monasteries, it lost law, it lost literacy, it lost sanitation, it lost health, it lost population.  I call myself a scholar and I call the period from 500 to 1000 AD dark.

"Listen buddy, I made a bundle out of that period.  A bundle.  Do you know how many talks I gave?  Paid talks?  And I'm a scholar in good standing with every prof who's called himself a scholar since the sixties."

I see.  That's what's right for you and your friends and I'm stuck.  For something nice.  How about, "Dandy, just dandy"?

Thursday, November 30, 2017

399. Epitaph for a Coward


Leave me alone in dignity
You fight for the rest
But death comes free
Leave me alone in dignity


Tuesday, November 28, 2017

398. Poem: Ken Burns Counterpoint


You come out of Burns's Vietnam man you are saying horror horror never again never again and you read history to see how to avoid such things and you come out saying Christ I don't know I don't know. 

"But surely you know some things.  Like 'Study the hell out of the other guy's strengths before you go to war with him.'  You had seen what bad students our 'brightest and best' had been before we went into Vietnam."

Oh yeah I had seen how big-ass anti-communism had blinded us to what gave them their strength, the passion to get foreigners out of their country, and I saw that big-ass anti-communism was blinding us to a lot and I had learned my lesson: don't be a big-ass anti-communist.

"So you do know one thing."

Did know.  I read some more history and saw how badly big-ass anti-communists were needed when the Greek communists fed by Tito were about to take over Greece in 1947 and the Italian and French communists fed by Stalin were getting stronger and stronger and I said oh for some big-ass anti-communists in Congress to support Harry Truman, who knew we needed to get in there and help.

"So Truman knew a thing or two.  He was not like our Vietnam smart guys."

Well, whatever he knew produced the Marshall Plan and contained communism and kept the Cold War from getting hot and let the two systems compete long enough for the weakness in the communist one to show up and put us on top at the end without any horror horror.  So I have to say yes, he knew.

"And what he knew looks like the same thing the bright guys knew when they got us into Vietnam, get in there and help, but you know it's not the same and you expect them to know that it's not the same.  You know the horror that followed and you know how great the passion to get foreigners out of their country was.  But how could they, at that far time, in the middle of the last century, and that far distance from the foreigner-fighting natives, in Washington D.C., bright or not, how could they know those things?"

By looking more closely at history, by listening more attentively to scholars.  John Cady at Ohio University, specialist in Southeast Asia, could have told them all they needed to know about the passions of the natives.  And, in his books and articles, had told them.  They could have listened but by 1963 listening had gotten very hard.  There was so much noise from the anti-communists, whose asses had been pumped up by Henry Luce, publisher of Time magazine. 

"And what did Henry Luce know?"

He knew that communists were "godless" and that's about all a good Presbyterian, son of missionaries in China, needed to know.  And he knew enough about his readers, a large percentage of the American electorate, to know that his knowledge could easily be passed on.  Pumped into them, I'd say, hardening their asses against communism.  Which has to harden the asses of an administration that wants to get re- elected, which when it sees scholars like Cady in its State Department will get rid of them because their asses are too soft, soft on communism, and leave them only the ears of some college students to take in their words.

"I see the problem, it's ears, direct passages to the brain.  You've got to keep them clear, starting with the wax in individual ears, and you've got to damp down the noise from outside, so that notes like Cady's can be heard, tuned scholar's notes, one for Europe and another for Asia, one forte the other pianissimo, the soft pedal way down.  Hear the difference and you won't produce the horrible sounds you did in Vietnam."

Difference audible in heaven, maybe, the Music of the Spheres, but this is earth.  Your listeners aren't angels.  And the problem isn't ears, it's asses.  Human asses.  They're like tires, you blow air into them and the whole thing gets hard.  Hard in Europe, hard in Asia.  Saves you one place, ruins you in another.

"So we know just what has to be said to the American electorate: quit the hell feeling asses and start hearing tunes, the ones scholars play in college."

Ah, the clear, the clarifying tunes, ah musicians like John Cady.  But hear them down here, among all the voices, all the clamor to get elected?  Hear the tunes when you've got such noise and confusion, and noisemakers knowing that confusion gives them a better chance?  We don't have the listeners capable of it.

"You have students capable of it.  Cady had students capable of it."

But not right away.  They had to find out what college was all about.  What listening was all about.

"But that's education, man.  It can be done.  We've done it.  Do it with the few, you can do it with the many, the many who vote."

Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's what I believed, and thought we had done a lot of.  With so many college graduates in the electorate, millions and millions.  More voters, more than we'd ever had, able to hear the clarifying tune.  And then they help elect a noisemaker, thriving on confusion.  I still think we can do it, but it's going to take many years, many more than I'd thought.

"And what will we do in the meantime?  What do we do now?"

Christ, I don't know, I don't know.

Friday, November 24, 2017

397. The Dogs That Aren't Barking


You have to think that if Donald Trump had done a single thing to a woman — to a date, to an employee, to an intern, to an associate — if he'd grabbed, if he'd tickled, if he'd touched, we'd be hearing a lot about it now.  You know, getting the further thoughts of the touched or grabbed, what it did to them, their shock, how it affected their later lives, what it told them about men with power.  After all, the Congressmen we're hearing so much about now are men of comparatively little power.  Trump is the big Kahuna.  A juicy about him would be the sugar plum of the Times Christmas season.

But no.  Just more of the same indirect, indicative, by now redundant, little stuff.  And the Times was hot on the trail, the first dog, sniffing every side track.  Back in 2016 it interviewed at least fifty women — girlfriends and intimates, or just dates or associates — who had a chance of being touched, grabbed, or tickled.  Given the thoroughness and resourcefulness of Times' reporters you know that the slightest yield of juice would have flowed in the story.  We got a drop.  From a source that quickly dried up. 

Jill Harth, a pageant promoter, had said that at a three-person restaurant dinner with her boyfriend Trump had "groped her under the table." (NYT, 5-14-16, "Crossing the Line: How Donald Trump Behaved With Women in Private," by Michael Barbaro and Megan Twohey).  But she had dropped the groping into a sentence about Trump's constant name-dropping and the occasion for it was a deposition in "a lawsuit that alleged Mr. Trump had failed to meet his obligations in a business partnership."  She had withdrawn her own suit "alleging unwanted advances."  Not enough, apparently, to make a big noise over.

Of course we got the bad words that indicated a lot of male badness inside Trump, but nothing like a Moore or Franken performance, nothing that would give the story legs, nothing that would start the pack baying.

And that, to me, looks like material for a missing story.  Or editorial.  Trump had claimed that what he had said to Billy Bush about his way with women, grabbing them by the whatchamacallit, was just talk.  The liberal press and readers like me were sure it was more; it was a sign of his customary behavior.  The failure to turn up anything was a pretty good sign that Trump was right and we were wrong.

What?  Trump right and us wrong?  Nah, can't be.  Assholes can never be right.  And who's going to stand up in a newsroom and say Trump is not an asshole?  This story is in a class with the ones Fox pastes up.  Leave it to them.

Monday, November 13, 2017

396. Poem: Viciousness comes out of vice

and god were we vicious in Vietnam killing all those poor little buggers with bags of rice around their necks that were little communist buggers and some maybe a lot really were but some were little farmer buggers they and their families counting their bodies piled up bodies and burning little girls and keeping on and keeping on stop stop but not stopping just watch Ken Burns watch Americans being vicious and not stopping there must be vice in that country but then a history professor says no that's not Americans being vicious that's anybody who wants to win a war being vicious that's war any war that's what it takes and if you're going to have the sayso about the future you've got to be more vicious than the other fellow who if he is Adolf Hitler is the last fellow you want to have the sayso so you keep on and keep on no matter how down you are because that monster is all vice and no virtue at all which makes me say to the history professor so then keeping on and keeping on must be a virtue because it keeps total vice from winning and some of my friends say some virtue when to exercise it you have to pile up bodies and burn little girls German bodies and German girls and I say yes unavoidable but acceptable because the side that piles up the most bodies and burns the most unavoidable girls and can bear the piling and burning of its own longer than the other side wins and gets the sayso which I am so glad we got that I say oh virtue oh my virtuous countrymen and I say to the history prof don't bother telling me about my problem I know I know just tell me more about history history and philosophy the details the details did anyone ever come close to solving it?

Sunday, November 5, 2017

395. Poem: History Courses Are for Kids


 Taking history courses a kid learns what life is like man not what it's supposed to be like those courses work to what they say lower our expectations and it sure as hell worked on me man I come home from Ancient Greece I don't expect anybody to do me any favors I mean those ancients you ride in a boat with them and they see you have muscles they'll tie you up and sell your ass at the next port I mean there ain't no business that ain't slave business life is so hard and they need money so bad I mean somebody to do the work and work god work how much it took to just put food on the table and clothes on the backs of your kids so if you want more you if you want time to carve marble you have to get a slave and that's you buddy once you get out in a boat with anybody who wants more and has buddies that will help because there are no cops nobody to call and that was life in the time of Homer and so was being a guy with muscles on the shores of America when Columbus arrived because he would make your ass a slave as quick as he could slaves hell a hold full of slaves was just what you hoped for when everybody back home wanted more and the price was high and you had to pay for the trip and make Isabella happy seeing a lot more people crossing all that ocean god it better be worth it and you learn that you wonder how in the world you ever expected your ancestors to be exceptions and make sculptures and cross oceans just for good kids like you in good times like ours.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

394. Poem: Baby-killing



 So I asked the terrorist why he was killing babies in New York City babies that didn't do anything to anybody and he said because you are killing babies in Muslim countries babies that didn't do anything to anybody we are doing the same thing so don't act so Western superior and I said we are not doing the same thing we are killing Muslim adults to get them to stop doing things like send rockets into Israel and we try not to kill babies but since nobody's perfect some get killed accidentally collaterally you know and if the adults stop then we will stop and there will be no babies killed but you kill adults knowing babies are there so that's not accidental and you kill everybody adults and children because they are infidels and they can't stop being infidels so you will never stop and that's crazy so you are crazy and we are not we do things for a reason and he said but the babies are just as dead and I said you miss the point and he said yes your point and I said you don't have a point you don't know a point from a hole in the ground you dumb dick I mean you are a perfect example of Eastern irrationality and he said and you you with your red face you are an example of Western rationality and I was about to call a cop hoping he was a bad cop who would put a hole in the son of a bitch but I stopped and went home thinking again how hard it is to be a Westerner.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

393. Poem: The Killing of Children


Oh the killing of children there on the Ken Burns screen the children the children the Vietnamese children their clothes still burning it's so awful we're so awful killing the Vietnamese children but then on the screen the Kansas children the boys with the arms of their sisters around them and then their guts out in Vietnam big children big children their guts on the ground this war is so awful this horrible war and a guy asks do you know any war that's not horrible and kills children I mean if you look close and I now a close looker have to say no not the noblest war the noblest crusade not even the Children's Crusade not the Native American's war to protect his native place children get killed so the only way out is not to go to war at all and the guy says so it's nobler to lie down in front of the white man and I say yes you can't stop him anyway and he says what about the Serb snipers killing the children on the playground in Sarajevo can you stop them and I say yes by bombing Serbia not war not war and he says look closer look closer you've collaterally killed Serbian children burned them in their clothing just as burned just as dead so what are you going to do to stop the snipers from killing children what are you going to do huh what are you going to do?

Thursday, October 26, 2017

392. The Tin Woodman Lovers


Who had no hearts just brains and a feeling for fun and a sense of what was fit but what they had big, what occurred to them bam, was that they were my god heartless, cold, while the rest of the world was warm, and warm was what made all the other lovers happy and everybody happy seeing them warm and happy and they thought my god suppose they catch us doing an unloving thing they'll see like through a crack that there's no heart in there no more than in the tin woodman so like the tin woodman they were very careful to do no unloving thing out in the world and even inside when they were making love which is so often an unloving animal thing with somebody unhappy they who knew that at that most revealing moment they were just animals there was never an unloving thing the other might see only a happy animal keeping another animal happy and they went through life inside and outside so circumspect in every act of love that nobody ever guessed, not even the other, that there was no heart in there.

Saturday, October 14, 2017

391. Poem: Education


So then this guy comes to the mike and says I know it's hard to avoid electing dumb people when you've got to give the vote to all the people smart or not because sometimes the numbers come up dumb and that's the price you pay for democracy like yellow journalism is the price you pay for a free press and dumb commercials are the price you pay for capitalism and I say shit yes life is a trade-off but then the next guy says but we can trade up the dumb people I mean the under-educated people can have smart teachers and the dumb I mean under-educated students if they pay attention can get smart a big if because they have to want to get smart and they won't want that unless their parents and what they call culture wants them to pay attention and get smart and that shows how big the if is but if we all work on the problem hard we can solve it and not elect such dumb people any more and he got red in the face and needed a glass of water before he said a bunch of other smart things but I can't remember much now except that the guy was thirsty.



Monday, October 9, 2017

390. Poem: Sensitivity in Senior Housing


So these college students come over to the home and put on their program and during the tea and cookies afterward I hear one of them tell the funny about one old guy saying windy isn't it and the other old guy saying no it's Thursday and the third old guy saying me too let's get a beer and Shirley and Doc and Fred are knocking themselves out and laughing with the guy but the other young people are looking at him like he'd just shit on the floor and there's a long silence so everybody in the room can hear Maxwell saying oh I'm so hurt oh we old people oh how hard it is to be told we're not as sharp as everybody else oh where are our loving children to tell us they're as senile as we are that everybody's senile all of us equal in senility and Dave who's got some marbles left said oh christ the meds get an attendant and Sally to shift attention away said aren't these good brownies except they were cookies.

Sunday, October 8, 2017

389. Poem: The Forgotten American Multitude


Now it's a big Hollywood producer asking women boom to give him a naked massage and before that it was a dumb future president just grabbing them boom big like a few  years earlier a Navy admiral grabbed junior officers' wives boom in his office and gave them a deep kiss doing the night thing right in the middle of the day like some sailors I knew and it's not just men liking to skip the romance because four of the wives made it worth the admiral's while just the way my Navy buddies' pickups did and I am thinking I down here must be a member of the smart elite or something because I don't do that and the elite I'm a member of has to be the friends men and women around me because they don't do that either don't jump right at the prize but fool around and play around in the daytime some I'm guessing getting so wrapped up in the play that they forget how it's supposed to end until one remembers and then wow can't believe they're doing this wild night thing with this friend they know so well in the daytime and that is what I would like to call normal in America and the other behavior freaky but have a hard time when I see such a large number of my fellow citizens accepting as if it were normal all that dumb freaky behavior.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

388. Taste and Belief



In The Atlantic, October, 2017, the latest in do-it-yourself wedding vows: "I promise to be your greatest fan and your toughest adversary, your partner in crime and your consolation in disappointment," says the groom.  The bride replies, "I promise faithfulness, respect, and self-improvement.  I will not only celebrate your triumphs, I will love you all the more for your failures.  And I promise to never wear heels, so you won't look short."  (Esther Perel, "Why People in Happy Marriages Cheat.")


Well, we know that the great events of life, birth and marriage and death, are too much for any human being to handle in words, so we don't call it banality when a grieving young son says in his eulogy that his mother was "real special."  That call is for a teacher marking a composition theme.  It should be the same way, probably, with wedding vows.  Love trumps style.

But still, we can't lose our eye for banality.  And keeping traditional words, the best that the best writers of the past have been able to think up, keeping them in view is our best help.  If we don't fully realize how superficial and juvenile the above performance is — two children showing adults their advancement to serious magazines, and, still, their cuteness — we need to recall the traditional vows.  You all know them but, for old times' sake, I'll ask you to give them another read.  A slow one.  "In the Name of God, I take you [my bride] to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until death do us part."  That will bring the other great words to mind, "Cleave only unto her…,"  "let no man put asunder."

Listen to these adults as a child in a pew and you say, "So this is what lies ahead — possible poverty filled with sickness, with death at the end."  It's like the first time you listen to Hamlet, his problems fading after he parts the curtain on the life ahead, a sea of troubles — "the oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely, the pangs of despised love, the law’s delay, the insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes."

People who do things in the name of God do them with a sure view of the dark realities of life; people who do them in their own name may or may not have a view of those realities.  In any case if you speak in the name of God you speak rich and tasteful words; in your own name you speak bare banalities.

But you can't speak "in the name of God" without revealing your credulousness.  That, today, is a mark of superstition.  You have not been enlightened by the Enlightenment.  You are benighted.  So a child in a pew hearing the hard truths of life in rich and tasteful language is growing up in darkness and a child who remains a child reading magazines selling self-improvement is growing up in light.

If you are content to see the big contest going on here as a contest between taste and belief, and you have lived long enough, you can't help wondering how things stand in that contest now.  There was a time, in my circle, when good taste didn't have a chance against belief.  If you didn't believe in the existence of God the most discriminating taste, the most sensitive style, the most comprehensive imagination got you nothing more than a more ornamented car to hell.  Then came a time when I had friends for whom belief in the non-existence of God scored you the same way, zero for taste, style, and imagination.  Nothing made up for an offense against reason.  Reason, we had decided in a dormitory bull session, was the key to enlightenment and civilization.  Doubting God was the mark of reason.

Where do my friends stand now?  Being out of touch with them I'll have to extrapolate from their last known position and personality.  Returning to the bull session I read aloud to them the two sets of vows.   Everybody takes the contemporary couple to be unbelievers.  

Philip, still militantly unbelieving, will swallow the juvenility because nothing, as before, makes up for credulousness.  It's a hard swallow, though, as he senses the improved taste of those around him. To lessen our disapproval he makes a face, showing what a struggle it is. 

Fred, loose at the beginning, is loosy-goosy now.  Neither taste nor theology matter that much.  He's got a lump on his neck he's worried about. 

Time has played a joke on Carl.  He was an easy believer, and in the dormitory was easily laughed out of his belief.   Now he waits to see which way the laughs are going and is stumped.  He sees that he's facing a serious issue, but not clearly.

For Livingston, an esthete into theology, the weight of God kept taste, alas, way down there.  God lost weight but taste did not rise.  He wanted to have them pulling together.  OK, let weightless "God" stand for "order in the universe."  Ah, he's in the ranks behind the heavy thinker who said,  "Without order in the universe there can be no order in daily life."  But does good taste depend on good ordering?  Liv has to look at Rob, who has nothing in order, in life or head, but has unerring taste.

Rob has a grip on one rule: don't look or sound like Looey, the low-class family friend his mother kept making fun of.

Will's girlfriend Margaret, with us now, started High Church and moved higher, taking her family with her.  She reads the made-up vows, points her finger down her throat, leans as if to throw up in a basin at her side, and goes on to more interesting things.  Her economy tells me not to make a big deal out of this.

Clarence, back from France, is the surprise.  He was an intense family fundamentalist and an intense college atheist, with never an opening for taste.  Only his roommate, perhaps, sensed the refinery below, building pressure.  Life with poets in Paris opened the valve.  "No, no," he says, "No, any belief as an alternative to what produced 'partner in crime.'"  Then he overdoes it. "I'll bow down to wooden poles.  I'll make phylacteries.  I'll wear hair shirts.  Anything to avoid 'self-improvement.'"

Korey, out for years and in a long relationship, so wants the serious blessings of society on his hoped-for ceremony that nothing but "till death" and "cleave" and "asunder" will do.  He says he'll start looking for a safe place if he gets called his partner's "greatest fan."

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

387. Poem: The Tin Woodman Lovers

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      Who had no hearts just brains and a feeling for fun and a sense of what was fit but what they had big, what occurred to them bam, was that they were my god heartless, cold, while the rest of the world was warm, and warm was what made all the other lovers happy and everybody happy seeing them warm and happy and they thought my god suppose they catch us doing an unloving thing they'll see like through a crack that there's no heart in there no more than in the tin woodman so like the tin woodman they were very careful to do no unloving thing out in the world and even inside when they were making love which is so often an unloving animal thing with somebody unhappy they who knew that at that most revealing moment they were just animals there was never an unloving thing the other might see only a happy animal keeping another animal happy and they went through life inside and outside so circumspect in every act of love that nobody ever guessed, not even the other, that there was no heart in there.

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      Friday, June 16, 2017

      386. Cultural Appropriation


      Cultural appropriation is "the adoption or use of the elements of one culture by members of another culture" but some call it  "cultural misappropriation" and see it as "a violation of the collective intellectual property rights of the originating culture" (Wikipedia).   Those who see it that way are now in power, moral power, enough to get defenders of appropriation in Canada fired from their jobs as editors (Malik, NYT 6-15-17). 

      They have the kind of power liberals generally claim, and generally have had, and generally have not noticed how it's been leaking away as they extend their domain.  That they are now overextended is clear, at least to me, in the beating they have been taking on the frontiers of political correctness. Kenan Malik (an Indian now writing in Britain) administers one of them on yesterday's NYT Op-Ed page, where, as a defender of civilization, he puts up a formidable defense of appropriation.  I think that until those who call it "misappropriation" can distinguish what they're complaining about from what advances civilization they are going to take beatings like this.

      Malik and the others don't need my help, and just quoting those who say you shouldn't paint a picture of a murdered black unless you're black may be enough, but they may appreciate Thomas Jefferson's help.  Here's something I found once while looking through arguments against broad readings of patent and copyright laws.  The arguments, mostly by judges, show great reluctance to interfere with the general expansion of anything found good — new ways of painting, or singing, or dancing, but especially new ways of thinking.  Claims of intellectual property rights had to be adjudicated within the strict limits of harm to the general good, which cultural advancement was taken to be.

      Here's Jefferson , in a letter (those were the days) to Isaac McPherson on August 13, 1813:

      If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it.  Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.

      Monday, May 22, 2017

      385. Poem: Justice



      Should the fool suffer for his folly? never? always? sometimes? if it's sometimes when?  and it's not folly it's bad judgment but not always his bad judgment somebody else's sometimes the government's should he suffer for that? and sometimes the judgment was made a long time ago by somebody trying hard no not trying hard being selfish being mean they should suffer but no they can't but we can make their children feel bad.

      Thursday, May 18, 2017

      384. Poem: Poets and Scholars



      I became a poet because I could not be a scholar, to suggest deep thoughts rather than actually have them, unless you're Yeats maybe odor of blood when Christ was slain made all Platonic tolerance vain and vain all Doric discipline so deep, but maybe not: exactly how did the blood make the Greek things vain? Poets don't need to spell it out or back it up and when rulers are on the spot who are they going to turn to, get burned enough times and they'll turn to scholars we hope which I cannot be but if I have to be a poet I hope it's one like Yeats.

      Saturday, May 13, 2017

      383. Feminist Philosophy and Critical Thinking


      No, despite the understandable alarm in the Wall Street Journal (Jillian Jay Melchior, 5-9-17), critical thinking is not about to come to an end.  Because that thinking, as established now in Western academics, will always be more critical than any thinking that would end it.  You can't get any more critical than Socrates was and as long as we have people who take him as their model those people are going to beat the pants off of any challengers.

      Not that they themselves will know their pants are off.  Feminist philosopher Nora Berenstein, who found that its "discursive transmisogynistic violence" made a particular critical analysis unacceptable, seems quite unaware that her pants are even in danger.  (See the Chronicle of Higher Education, 5-6-17)

      The critical analysis she was attacking was made by Rebecca Tuvel, who, in the philosophy journal (feminist) Hypatia, pointed out that the treatment of transracials was, in liberal theory, inconsistent with the treatment of transgenders.  The outcry by feminist philosophers was so powerful it brought an apology from the editor and partial retraction of the article.  Yet Tuvel's was a standard analytical move, asking for a change in practice or a revision of the theory.  Or at least for deeper questioning and more analysis.  You need (again in standard practice) to do that before you step into the larger academic arena or you'll lose your pants, lose them to somebody more deeply critical than you are, somebody who has submitted his or her propositions to tougher tests.  These will be tests from every angle, even (sometimes especially) an enemy's angle.  That's the Socratic game.

      If you look at the Socratic game as the academic game, as most of our predecessors in universities did, you can see that it's got minor leagues and major leagues.  In the minor leagues you get concessions for your handicaps —your youth, your provincialism, your state of training.  That's why the move up to the majors is so painful.  No more easy, bush-league ball.  And that, as I see it, is what Berenstein and the 500 or more academics who protested publication of Tuvel's article want to keep playing.  Which they can do, in journals of feminist philosophy, if they keep articles like Tuvel's out.  Just games among friends.


      I have a message for those protesters which, coming from a male, can easily be dismissed.  But I'll deliver it anyway.  "These are the big leagues.  This is the way the game is played.  I know you can play it.  (I've seen women in mathematics and the sciences play men's asses off.)  So come on, get in the game, mix it up.  Don't worry about your pants.  Everybody loses them once in while.  That's the risk you take if you're ever going to win the pennant, that pennant, the Pennant of Fully Tested and Therefore Most Reliable Knowledge."

      Thursday, May 4, 2017

      382. Getting Smart with Tolerance


      Usually the newer an idea is the easier it is to get smart with it.  When the idea that environment rather than heredity might make people what they are was new the jokes ("So if a cat has kittens in an oven they'll come out biscuits, ha, ha") just burst out.  Everybody had known for a long time what readers of the Bible well knew, that a man "sowed his seed" in a woman, and the offspring, the crop, came out like him.  Abraham's seed would be like him, obedient to one God.  When the idea of environmental influence became familiar the jokes came harder.

      The idea that we should be understanding and tolerant of people quite unlike us hasn't followed that pattern.  The longer it stays and the more extensively it gets elaborated the easier this idea is to get smart with.  Few could get smart with a relatively simple identity designated LGB (Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals); now, with an identity designated LGBTQIA, recognized soberly in church bulletins, everybody is getting smart.  And, with the prospect of LGBTQIAPK  (adding Polyamory and Kinky) recognized soberly in the contemporary culture magazine Role Reboot — sort of a church bulletin — smartness will be kicking in before the day is out ("Why the K?"  For men who have it for knotholes.  A splinter group.)

      We've got to be careful with smartness, though.  The men in my town in the thirties were smart as whips about the Jews, and made jokes about their suspected habits that doubled you over.  (Mama, suspicious about the silence, with a Yiddish accent: "Abie, Rosie, what are you doing?"  "Fucking, Mama."  "That's nice, don't fight.")  Then Hitler rose to power, and you know what some of them said?  I heard them.  "Well, Hitler's a monster but I admire him for one thing, the way he's handled the Jews."  Only accidents of history differentiated them from Holocaust accommodators.

      Times change so thoroughly you need a long life-span, maybe, to be able to recognize the threat in what looks normal. If you lived before my time you'd be able to report on the normality of anti-Semitism in the decades before the thirties.

      But this is how atrocities and accommodation to them begin, in tribal or cultural normality, with casual slurs and easy jokes.  Demean people long enough and unthinkingly enough and it's easier, when the time of fear and crisis comes, to do the unthinkable.  Originally unthinkable.  Distantly unthinkable.

      Changing cultural normality is what LGBTQIA people are trying to do, and it's a slow and painful business.  They're part of a generation, maybe three generations, in this business.   And we need a reminder about such generations: they get silly. They wave the banner of change too wildly.  Some people, when they're not wanting to hang the last king in the entrails of the last priest, are always wanting to change the names of the months, or do away with collars.

      A professor I studied under long ago, Herbert Feigl (eulogized in the preceding post), shows how to take these people, usually young people, who go too far.  He's talking about changers of philosophy, but he might as well be talking changers of culture.  "A young and aggressive movement," he says,  

      in its zeal to purge thought of confusions and superfluous entities naturally brandishes more destructive weapons than it requires for its genuinely constructive endeavor.

      The lesson is, "Don't be distracted by the inevitable extremism or (in the case of culture) silliness, in a new movement.  Keep your eyes on the sane advancement."

      In philosophy departments in the middle of the last century the reward was to be in on, early, the construction of the philosophy, analytical philosophy, that nearly every American and British department eventually found most fruitful.  A finding made by the undistracted.

      The equivalent in culture, the building of a fruitful tolerance, offers a similar reward.  Only further in the future.


      Note: The post on Herbert Feigl, 381, expanded, will appear in the Fall, 2017, issue of The Philosophical Forum.

      Saturday, February 25, 2017

      381. A Tribute to Herbert Feigl


      Russian professors of mathematics have a custom at their parties of toasting, each in his turn, their graduate advisers.  It is more formal than anything I remember us in the Ohio University English Department having at our parties and, long-practiced, requires no setting up.  Everybody seems to know it's time for the ceremony, the chairs go in a ring, and you, whether or not you're there just because your wife is a mathematician, have got to produce when your turn comes.

      Even though your mind is busy  there's no keeping the tenderness in some of the tributes from coming through.  Perhaps because we're always well into the vodka, and it's late, and perhaps because I've learned the history of many of the men (they're all men): a youth under communism, a choice of mathematics (the pull of the subject, the magnetism of the man at the blackboard, the push of the fact that the subject, being apolitical, was risk free), then turmoil, and haven in America — some glimpses of the past simply shove my anxieties behind me.  An aging man, honored in his field, an impressive body of work behind him (like Shura Arhangelskii), loses himself in memories of a man at the blackboard (like his Pavel Alexandrov), or next to him over a paper, enforcing the discipline, opening up the beauty it leads to.

      The man I probably have the tenderest memories of is Herbert Feigl, not my adviser, just a teacher of courses in my minor (I took symbolic logic, theory of knowledge, and philosophy of science from him), and member of the committee of seven that questioned me for three hours to see if I could go on to write a thesis.  It was this last that endeared him to me.  I was extremely nervous.  I knew that some Ph.D. candidates at this stage were so nervous they had botched the first question and in some cases never recovered.  Well, Feigl apparently knew this and had thought through his kindness to me.  While the others were still taking their seats he opened a conversation with me about something that had come up in class, some misunderstanding about deduction and induction.  I was clear about it.  I was chattering away my easy understanding of the problem when I looked around and saw the whole room listening.  The examination had begun and I was winging over the first hurdles.  My philosophy professor was a master of the tactics of kindness. 

      And that's a teaser because I had been prepared to regard him as my enemy — in the way academics have enemies.  He was a logical positivist, and about as logical positivist as you can get: trained as a physicist, member (the youngest) of the founding body of logical positivism, the Vienna Circle, and leading formulator of its latest version, logical empiricism, in America.  In English departments at the time (1951), and especially in the University of Minnesota English Department, that philosophy, known to us by its alternate name, "scientific philosophy," was poison.

      Our modern word "reductive" condensed the poison, though years of exposure to poets injured by science — Samuel Coleridge, Percy Shelley, Matthew Arnold, and lately T. S. Eliot — had prepared us for it.  We had seen the robust Christian word "soul" weaken on the page.  Half of Donne limped, and Herbert fell before our eyes.  So many poet's words were Christian words, and as the faith was weakened, they weakened.  And then there was "truth."  What was truth?  "A species of revelation," said Coleridge. "What the Imagination seizes as Beauty," said Keats.   Seizes out of an abundant world.  Take that from the definition and you took something from your own soul.

      Robert Penn Warren's influence would have been enough to establish the poisoning.  He had recently published his interpretation of the "Rime of the Ancient Mariner," and we graduate students were gripped by it.  In that poem the poison is represented by the sun, "under whose aegis the bad events of the poem occur."  The events had to be bad because, as Warren explained using Coleridge's terms, the sun's light was the light of the "mere reflective faculty," reason, narrowly ratiocinative and so limited compared to the faculty of the imagination, the faculty that, under the "aegis of the moon," produced life-embracing poetry. 

      What did reason, thought of as the ratiocinative power, produce?  Well, in the end, disaster.  Everybody in English departments in 1951 agreed: there was a direct line between the worldly rationalists of the seventeenth century and the mad scientists who had just made the atom bomb.  Coleridge was justified in saying that the mere reflective faculty "partook of death," and Warren was right in seeing the poem's sun as "the sun of death."  When he went on to see in that "a fable of the Enlightenment and the Age of Reason, whose fair promises had wound up in the blood-bath of the end of the century," we all were with him.  I especially.  I had had his two-quarter Interpretation of Poetry course and I was thoroughly convinced.

      Then I took Feigl's Symbolic Logic.  On the second day I came face to face with Truth.  There it was in a table, down in a column, where the T's were.  Not behind the misty moon, not fleeting through a lover's eyes, not tangled with beauty, but there, right there, in a box.  Exactly what my companions in poetry and religion were groping for.  Ho Pontius, over here!

      I had been smacked by a reduction so shocking it took my breath away.   Afterward, of course, I got an explanation, letting me understand that these philosophy-department people with their T were not identifying in the mist anything like our abundant Truth but simply a species of sentence.  I heard a kind voice saying, in a European accent, "Here, disturbed visitor, is simply a system to guide you to kinds of sentences you can safely call 'true' in relation to other kinds of sentences."

      The problem might not have been so acute at other schools, but at Minnesota at that time both the English Department and the Philosophy Department were leading the way in developing new approaches to their discipline, each making the cut into poetry more painful.  In English it was the New Criticism, with Robert Penn Warren in the lead, and in Philosophy it was logical empiricism, with Herbert Feigl and Wilfred Sellars in the lead, each backed by a line-up of bright converts, and each stirring the kind of ferment that later looks so golden.  At the time graduate advisers all over the country, those who knew where the action was anyway, were sending their students there.  My adviser had made Minnesota one of only three graduate schools he would recommend.

      Coffee with some of Feigl's students redrew my picture of the logical positivist mind.  It wasn't working constantly to reduce the riches of life, an opposite to the way ours (and Coleridge's and Warren's) worked.  No, it wasn't the way their minds worked at all, it was the way the system they had bent their minds to worked.  Bent humbly.  To themselves they were simply saying, "Let's at least get this straight."  And to accomplish that they were deliberately impoverishing their world.

      So, get off your humanities' high horse for a while, my message to myself went, and "Let X equal...whatever.  As in a mathematical system."  Just let it, as in any theorem.  Provisionally.  So we can see what this reduction allows us, what the formula cranks out.  If I, the soldier of the Imagination, had only had the imagination to see, in my first math class, all that was in, and wasn't in, that word "let," I would have saved myself so much trouble.  My poet and I could have kept possession of our abundant world.

      And I could have done that later (but in time to avoid a lot of anguish) if I had gone back and looked more closely at Feigl's introduction to our textbook, his Readings in Philosophical Analysis, done with Wilfrid Sellars.  There he allows distinctly more room for the imagination, for poetry, for Coleridge, and later, even for Derrida and Foucault, than any of us in the humanities distance would have guessed then, or now. 

      To Feigl our complaint against logical positivism was, or would have been, a complaint against what he called "nothing but" statements, a complaint he makes more knowledgeably and with broader sweep than we could.  Radical materialists say, "Mind is nothing but matter," radical phenomenalists say, "Matter is nothing but clusters of sensations," extreme nominalists say, "Universals are mere words," and ethical skeptics say, "Good and evil are no more than projections of our likes and dislikes."  All these, he said, using the word we used for the movement we attached his school to, were "reductive" to the point of fallacy.

      Feigl recognized, and I want to see his modesty again here, that his logical empiricists "may not always have been able to avoid these fallacies" and then he says something that applied to both swarms of graduate students, in both disciplines:

      A young and aggressive movement in its zeal to purge thought of confusions and superfluous entities naturally brandishes more destructive weapons than it requires for its genuinely constructive endeavor.

      It's a piece of wisdom I could have used again and again as I witnessed New Critics purging our discipline of the confusions of Historical Criticism, and, with varying degrees of zeal, the New Historicists purging it of New Criticism, and Poststructuralists purging it of Structuralism, and Postmodernists purging it of Modernism, and Anti-Foundationalists  purging it of Foundationalism, and so on.  Feigl taught me to discount zealous overstatements.  They, as compensatory exaggerations, appear in all new movements of any significance.  What their authors produce, or rather over-produce, gets discarded in the genuinely constructive effort that matters. 

      In the genuine construction of logical empiricism, as conceived by Feigl, there is clearly a place for poetry and the imagination.  Unfortunately it appears in a table (the worst kind of optics for humanists) and it's in terms poets and their friends are unaccustomed to, and often resentful of.  It's under "Non-cognitive meanings," and then under its subdivisions, "Pictorial, Emotional, and Volitional-Motivational" meanings.

      The pivot-word is "emotional."  That's where the reduction comes in and bites.  The word stands for what literature gives us.  In the logical empiricists' system there has to be an opposite of cognitive, they have to give it a name, and this is the one they chose.  My whole department will have to admit that it fits.  What our supreme genre, tragedy, at its supreme moment, defined by our supreme critic, Aristotle, produces in us, pity and terror, are feelings, and feelings aren't cognitive. 

      So yes, we can't deny that what we come out of a performance of King Lear with is a feeling, yes the term fits, yes it meets all the logical objections we or anybody can think of raising, and yes the logical empiricist system works.  But no, no, no, we can never be satisfied with such a word.  There is so much more in our experience of King Lear, than what the word refers to.

      For one thing we, when the curtain closes, know a lot more about fatherhood than we did.  As, when we finish Henry James's The Beast in the Jungle we know a lot more about male egotism, and, when we put down Anthony Trollope's The Warden, a lot more about male altruism.  And "know" is the right word.  Test it by our ability to make predictions and we say, "Yes, we can pretty well tell you how John Marcher is going to act when he has a reunion with his sister."  The same with Septimus Harding at any class or family reunion.  As it would be with Lear if we were to predict how he, back on the throne after his learning and suffering, would make decisions — as about the treatment of the kingdom's "wretches."

      So the words "emotional" and "emotive appeal" had a referent that didn't work.  I had gained something after reading these fictions that was not a gain in feeling.  The right word for what I had gained was "knowledge."  The title for Feigl's second course was "Theory of Knowledge" and this belonged in it.  If he kept it out he would show me that "reductive" was still the right word for his system.  I of course (not yet seeing how putting all my literary apercus under the category "knowledge" would muddle his system) found that he did keep it out. 

      Did that make him a "reducer"?  I found it very hard to call him so. In class, in moments outside of his business with symbolic logic and the new systems, his broad education, the classical education of the assimilated Austrian Jew, shone through.  Shakespeare was on his tongue.  He had bent his mind to his system but I feel sure, as sure as anyone at student distance from a professor can feel, that those in our circle of literary humanists would have been amazed at how far he could unbend it, and take (provisionally, of course) any approach they wanted to try.  Long after I had taken his courses, when I was in the library turning over books of interest to my thesis, I found on the list of checkouts of one, a collection of metaphysical poetry, his name.   Metaphysical poems were Exhibit A in the case the New Critics were making.  Some of those poems would have bent his mind to the cracking point.  But he was giving them a good try.

      Outside his system Feigl was the full, Viennese man of culture, a full-feathered bird; inside it he was a single-minded hawk, all beak and talons.  I can't imagine him handling a literary critic's insight the way he handled a fellow philosopher's formulation — if it rested on a metaphysical base.  Even here, though, with the logical positivist's bugaboo, he was never peremptory.  He'd write some semi-mystical statements on the board and then, counting on what we had learned so far, ask if we "smelled something fishy."  (He had been quick to learn American slang and having a teenage son was no doubt a great help; he gestured at the statements over his shoulder, with his thumb, like a Catskills comedian.)  He believed, with Wittgenstein, that "the mystic was reduced to silence" and the student who sniffed resistance to that conclusion was likely the first to raise his (or her) hand and haltingly explain the mess on the board.  Feigl then agreed in terms that kept us from ever again wasting time on such nonsense: "Sure.  Right.  You can't unscrew the inscrutable." 

      My view of Feigl's full "sensibility" (our department word for what poet's had) couldn't help but force re-examination of my word "reduction."  I found, even after taking Feigl's expansions into account, that I had used it properly.  That, however, did not account for all the objections that kept rising within me — and, I felt sure, would have risen inside all my fellows in literary studies.  Those objections were not to a logical reduction (they couldn't be) but to a rhetorical reduction.  And rhetorical reductions hurt.  Bring the ends of a discipline, all a department's work, down from "knowledge" to "emotion" and you're going to get a howl. 

      Were there alternatives?  Maybe there wasn't one in the logical empiricist's lexicon, shared in disciplines (most sciences) that put logical fit first.  But every student of poetry and the Bible would have a word ready to pull from his lexicon: "wisdom."  Shakespeare and James and Trollope offered wisdom.  It was fuzzy around the edges, maybe, and it made a loose fit, but the word contained oh so much more of what those authors gave us than "emotion" did.

      (Suppose the logical empiricists had by some chance chosen "wisdom" instead of "emotion."  I find myself dreaming, or hypothesizing counter-factually: would there ever have been a science war?  A casus belli for the culture war?  It wouldn't be the first time that rhetoric has turned hawks into doves.)

      We live life outside our systems, which we turn to for this or that purpose.  Our success in life, finding and leading the good life, depends so much on our knowledge of ourselves and where we are in life, what each occasion calls for.  What system to turn to here?  What words to plug into the system?  Here's one that makes a tight fit, is a good conductor, and will let us crank out a reliable product.  It's worth a lot — if the occasion calls for such a product.  Here's another word that makes a loose fit, is not a good conductor, and could jam the system.  But what it lets us crank out (if there's no jam) will be worth diamonds and rubies.  Great, provided that diamonds and rubies are what the occasion calls for. 

      That's the way I came to see "emotion" and "wisdom," though there are many words like them.  The trouble on the "wisdom" side is usually an overload of life's riches; the trouble on the "emotion" side is an underload.  Life is in the end too rich for any system.  We end in frustration.  I was already getting frustrated in my attempt to describe the relation between "emotion" and "wisdom."  That's why I, in the eternal practice of poets, turned to metaphor.  It fills the gap when there are no good fillers in the lexicon.

      Feigl wanted logical empiricists to find a way between "a philosophy of Nothing But" and "a philosophy of Something More."  I was going to want my students, in their choice of words to fit their ideas, to find a way between not enough and too much, between underload and overload, between simple-mindedness and muddle-headedness. "Simple-mindedness and muddle-headedness."  That was one of the ways Feigl pointed to the difference between Nothing But and Something More.  We were aiming at the same thing.  His lessons in philosophical analysis were a gift to my future in English.