Saturday, November 26, 2011
98. "Jewish Self-loathing"
Monday, November 21, 2011
97. Meet My Philosopher, the Smothers Brother.
J. L. Austin, the Oxford linguistic philosopher, said that we could call oversimplification the occupational disease of philosophers, "were it not their occupation." If that's fair then it's certainly fair for us followers of philosophers to oversimplify each other's positions as taken, say, at a party. The test is personal convenience. "Does the simplification," you ask, "prepare me sufficiently for the next, possibly more serious, encounter? Can I now move on to the next guest?"
I once found it convenient to classify all new academic acquaintances simply as either a Tom or a Dick, following this exchange in the old Smothers Brothers act:
Dick: Your shirttail's out.
Tom: Why do you hate me?
If I identify a Dick I bone up on British philosophy, if a Tom, French philosophy. In one case I'm ready for empiricists, logicians, and hard scientists; in the other I'm ready for phenomenologists, existentialists, and soft scientists, especially psychologists.
Who will I welcome alongside me? That depends on where I am. If I'm in a neighborhood where they break your knuckles if they catch you with your shirttail out I welcome Dick. If I'm at home unconsciously picking on a playmate I welcome Tom. In operating rooms and cockpits it's always Dick; in psychiatrist's offices and confessionals it's always Tom.
There are times when I will positively love Dick. When rumors are flying, when a mob is forming, when a lynching or a pogrom is imminent oh how great it is to have him appear and ask, "Did the provocative event really happen?" When it's a provocation to war — Tonkin Gulf, weapons of mass destruction — it's even greater. Facts. Caring about facts. At last somebody. I could hug him.
But Tom can be helpful too. When I'm listening to a politician, watching commercials, or reading a government-controlled newspaper, I love to hear his voice, "No, what he's really saying is 'Hate this, love that, trust these.'" Tom shows you what a fool you were to concentrate on the shirttail. Those guys were just using it. You've got to love somebody who can take apart propaganda the way Tom does.
The trouble is, Tom and Dick don't get along. Dick thinks he means what he says. He hates to hear "what you really mean." He delights in pointing out the number of places where Tom's philosophers will find themselves with broken knuckles. Tom delights in showing Dick how helpless his philosophers will be before a poem or a subtle philosophy.
I need Dick more than I need Tom simply because I spend more time making my way through the world than I do reading poetry or philosophy. I'd like to trust Tom but I need to trust Dick — as all the scientists, all the physicians I go to, needed to trust him. I can't live without him.
Tom's philosophers weaken my trust in Dick by showing me that he doesn't deserve to be so positive about the "real" world he thinks he's talking about. That world, they say, is just a humanly represented one, and even the representation Dick is surest of is subject to an "uncertainty principle," or an "incompleteness theorem," or its "relativity."
Dick's own philosophers weaken my trust in him by showing me how imperfect his theoretical foundation is. His empiricism proceeds from unexamined dogma and his given, the stuff he gets from his senses, is, they say, largely a myth.
Why should I let criticism from either side weaken my trust in Dick? I don't need a perfect epistemology. I can make my way through the world very well with the epistemology that stood for a long time before Derrida or Rorty or Kuhn revealed its imperfections, or Einstein, or Gödel, or Heisenberg were available to quote.
The old epistemology is not hard to learn, but it is hard to stick to. You don't always notice mistakes, even if you're willing to call them "mistakes." If you have a friend that notices, though, somebody to tell you when your shirttail is out, it's a lot easier. You just have to trust him, even when he doesn't sound like your friend.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
96. Complimenting Middle Easterners: "Liberal"
Friday, November 18, 2011
95. America's Decline, the West's Decline
It's hard for anyone with a Great Depression childhood to anguish wholeheartedly over the decline of the United States in wealth and power. It will be sad, yes, to come down from that 90's peak, as Fareed Zakaria (The Post-American World) tells us we are doing, but might it give us a chance to learn the joys of eating oatmeal? I mean around the table in the morning, the penny-a-bowl kind, with Dad fortifying himself for battle with the world and Mother getting ready to maintain the fortress. Austerity, for all its grind, did have its exhilarating moments.
Even if you're not captured by sentimental images, as mine might be, you have to admit that when Emerson and Thoreau spoke of the hazards of material success they had a point. Remember them, through the whole race from one technology to another, telling us (from our college anthologies) where neglect of spiritual and cultural values might leave us? "We are in great haste," said Thoreau, "to build a telegraph from Maine to Texas, but Maine and Texas, perhaps, have nothing important to say to each other." He should have listened in on Twitter. Maybe austerity would bend our ears toward those authors. It would be exhilarating to see them make a comeback.
Then there's the exhilaration (for some) in the satirical lament. Spokesmen for the spiritual can make fun of those still attached to the material. "Oh how will my daughter live without twenty-cent-a-bowl Choco Puffs? How can my son tolerate a swollen cell phone that does only 250 other things? How can my husband lose his SUV?" Spokesmen for the meek can picture the proud adjusting to their loss of power, presidents from Texas learning a new walk, athletes at the Olympics learning to dip Old Glory as other nation's flags are dipped, in courtesy.
And finally, there's that exhilaration in the knowing lament. You can assure your wise fellows that you too can see the writing on the wall, and yes, it's so sad.
So, contemplating the decline of our nation we find many opportunities for exhilaration. Can we find the same opportunities in the grander decline, that of the West? There certainly is occasion enough, especially if we make America's success the West's success, as Niall Ferguson (Civilization: The West and the Rest) lets us do. We might be stirred watching our fellow Westerners forced to pay more attention to Eastern peace of mind. And satirical lament ("Nations pestering China for aid? World policemen coming from Asia?"), that will still be stimulating.
But, you know, sooner or later most of us are going to ask, about all these world-stage declines, "What the hell do I care?" Who ever changed a single item on his TO DO list, the daily worry sheet, in order to halt his nation's or his culture's decline? Or spur its rise? We know that none of those big expressions make any difference down where we are. Historians fight hugely over "the idea of Progress." All right, in each of my decisions I want to make progress. Over there is a fellow who in each of his decisions just wants to avoid regret. At the end of the day are we in different places? I doubt it.
We don't really care but we think we do. And maybe we think we care because we listen to ourselves when we think we are most serious, speaking in intellectual company. There we make the knowing lament. And there we need Samuel Johnson's rebuke. He called the lament "cant." You (like Boswell) might say, "These are sad times; it is a melancholy thing to be reserved to such times," but you don't mean a bit of it. Do we need Boswell's honesty when we're caught? "I declare, Sir, upon my honor, I did imagine I was vexed, and took a pride in it; but it was, perhaps, cant; for I own I neither ate less, nor slept less."
I think we have a better chance of discovering what we care about by listening to what we say — and don't say — to our children. We don't say, "Work hard, keep America a superpower, don't let the West decline." We say, "Work hard, get ahead, stay out of trouble, be nice." If the aggregate effort brings compliments to our nation or culture, fine. If not, fine. The Swiss look happy, and they're not getting any big-time compliments. If there is such a thing as a "national peace of mind" maybe theirs is the way to it.
Monday, November 14, 2011
93. "Technocratic leader"
Greece and Italy now have premiers they are calling "technocratic leaders" (NYT, 11-11-11). The term distinguishes them from "democratic leaders." It's a distinction to die for these days in Europe, where the people of these two countries accept, in principle, the need for austerity measures to get themselves (and Europe) through the debt crisis, and punish the democratic leader who puts the principle into practice.
No distinction promises to play out better. In the capital one leader speaks for the principle, gets agreement, then leaves. Another comes on and does the practical part. In the streets there is pain, especially among all those losing jobs they got under the political patronage system. "Those dirty politicians!" says one sufferer. "No, no," says another, "this one's not a politician, he's just a technician, making sure the machinery works. You can't blame him." A "technocratic leader" is a leader who can't be blamed.
No premiers will ever be loved more by the premiers they replace. Technocratic premiers preside over an "interim government," which is also a "government of national unity." Those wonderful terms tell the nation that they're not a threat, they'll be gone, the politicians can come back, and, bless the technocrat, there'll be harmony when they do.
Nowadays we're likely to see a computer expert. He takes the program the nation needs, plugs it in, pushes the right buttons, and the machine cranks out the desiderata while everybody else is enjoying their coffee.
What we're looking at is essentially an ends-means machine, and everybody who dislikes dirty work (the old name for what the machine does) should have one. It leaves you free to go for good ends without getting stained by any of the bad means attached to them. This machine just makes the connections on its own.
I would think democratic leaders would want to provide every voter with one of these ends-means machines. Then every time voters demanded that he go for a good end the leader could say, "Call up the program. Follow it through. Decide whether you have the courage to go all the way with it. Then tell me you want it." What a teaching device! The voter's inattention or incapacity, the great plague of democratic leadership, would no longer plague him. He'd never be blamed for failing to produce the impossible.
Would we want this machine to be like the punitive one in Franz Kafka's famous story "In the Penal Colony"? That machine inscribed its lesson on the body. The technician fed it a diagram and needles traced out the crime until the subject, in pain, understood it. Surely our technology could produce its equal.
Our answer will no doubt depend on our view of our fellow human beings. Are they capable of paying sufficient attention? Of doing what's required of them? If we think they are then we'll be willing to punish them for not doing so. Inattention and cowardice become crimes. At the end of the line here is vindictive pleasure: "Neglect your homework, will you? Ruin the country with your ignorant demands? Shame your friends with your timid dodges? Well here's something that will teach you!"
On the other hand, if we think they're not capable we'll scorn the machine, as the humane Europeans in Kafka's story scorn theirs. We'll stick to patient instruction in the world's cause-effect sequences. What's at the end of the line here depends on how serious those sequences can be. If one of them ends in the disappearance of democracy (or, God help us, in the disappearance of the world) then the end for this view is in an appalling complaisance, people sitting around at the last trump wishing they'd been harder on inattention and cowardice.
Friday, November 11, 2011
92. "Concerted effort"
Monday, November 7, 2011
91. What's the Difference between a Yippie and a Wall Street Occupier?
Street Movements and Moral Clarity (11)
In 1968 there were a lot of confused, outlandish people demonstrating in the streets and they were stupid; in 2011 there are a lot of confused, outlandish people demonstrating in the streets and they are not stupid. What's the difference?
The 1968 demonstrators did not see that voters who might press their representatives to end the Viet Nam War would be slower to do so if it meant associating themselves with a lot of outlandish people. Voters could change things. Change yourself, become more landish, and you could change those voters. Those who didn't see that were stupid. And history confirms that judgment. The silent landish vote swept Nixon into office and kept Democrats out for decades.
That taught a lot of us not to side with outlandish people lightly. Give them a boost and the backlash could discredit good causes for years to come. In Athens we saw evidence of that backlash just last week, in a Messenger cartoon. One well-dressed fellow, passing Zucotti Park, says to another, "I'm having a moral dilemma: Do I want to live in a country that caters to the ultra-rich … or do I want to agree with a hippie?!"
Well, 1968 hippies were stupid for alienating those who had the power to change. The 2011 Wall Street Occupiers see (I suppose) that voters no longer have the power to change. The OWS equivalent to "Peace in Viet Nam" is "Regulation on Wall Street." And how will voters bring that about? Not by making a Republican President. He's almost sure to be against regulation. By making a Democrat President? Well, we've got one who had one of the most liberal voting records in the Senate and who promised not to be influenced by lobbyists for special interests. Just the one to make the slam-bang speech against big money and lead the charge on the Hill. Just the one to get the country's biggest mistake in the pre-Great-Recession years corrected. Why isn't he doing that? Because to get re-elected he has to have big money, and to get that money he, through lobbyists called "bundlers" (NYT, 10-28-11), has to go to a lot of people who don't want regulation on Wall Street. We infer influence.
You don't have to give the Zucotti Park riff-raff credit for great powers of perception here. It's been obvious for months that Wall Street bankers, the very people responsible for the 2008 crisis, are successfully working on Senators and Congressmen, no doubt through that need to get re-elected, to hold up or weaken legislation on new rules.
So it looks like the difference is that in 1968 you were stupid if you didn't work through the system and in 2011 you were stupid if you did. The system wasn't working.
What's the smart play? It looks to me like a run at the campaign finance rules. Reduce the need for big money and you reduce the power of Wall Street. Is anybody smart enough to bring that off? Inside the presently jammed system? We won't find any such person in Zucotti Park. But that's not what we look to those occupiers for. It's enough that they keep before us, among all the goofy causes, this most important one.