Wednesday, March 25, 2015

285. Theorists, Novelists, and Poor, Struggling Teachers


When I, as a professor of English, first became acquainted with postmodern ways of reading I immediately wanted to find the right set of passages from the toughest epistemologists I knew so that I could show, by impeccable step-by-step reasoning, that the theory of knowledge supporting this new method was unsound.  When Zoë Heller, as an English major, first became acquainted with it she wanted to "lie down in a darkened room and cry."

It's such a sad, sweet story the novelist tells in last week's New York Times Book Review (3-15-15) — coming out of high school and going through her early college years believing that "authors were actual people" who wrote works you tried to explain to a demanding teacher, then discovering that she'd been laboring under a "bourgeois delusion."  Reading was "not an act of exegesis but a kind of creative, semi-erotic play."  You certainly never read an author for his message.

That kind of reading gets its come-uppance in her essay when she reports that the college essays she wrote displaying her expertise at it turned out, on mature review, to be "infinitely duller and cruder than any of my naive high school efforts to figure out what authors actually meant."  Now, with the wisdom of hindsight, she has moved back to her prepoststructuralist position.  "Whatever embarrassment attached to re-embracing the old bourgeois delusions was far outweighed by relief." 

Heller tells us that her disenchantment with reading as creative play is paralleled by that of  Zadie Smith, whose "doubts about the readerly freedoms bestowed by poststructuralist theory set in around the time she became a novelist."

Statements about reading by successful writers have a lot of force in English departments, and I was delighted to see these writers employing it in support of the old way, my way, of teaching.  How hard it had been to hold to that way through the years of poststructuralism's triumph.  Now here was the old counterforce, resurgent.  Go Heller, go Smith.  Sock it to 'em.

But then, in mid-cheer, I had to stop.  The memory of somebody I had taught in my old-fashioned way kicked in.  Ralph Waldo Emerson.  Voice of the independent American Scholar, promoter of Man Thinking, scourge of obedient thinkers.  They'd be socking it to him!

There he was, right in the middle of the canon, an author my students had to read in the traditional way.  "Do you understand his message?" I had asked them.  "Do you buy it?  Are you willing to live by it?"  And what was his message?  Freedom!  "Free should the scholar be, — free and brave. Free even to the definition of freedom, 'without any hindrance that does not arise out of his own constitution.'"  The American Scholar took everything he read on his own terms.  "I had better never see a book, than to be warped by its attraction clean out of my own orbit, and made a satellite instead of a system."

Houston, we've got a problem.  Our targets the poststructuralists were working as hard as Emerson to keep people from becoming satellites.  Look at what Heller disparages, their belief that reading was "not an act of exegesis but a kind of creative, semi-erotic play."  Take out the disparagement and what have you got?  Man Thinking, the self-reliant American Scholar.  Nothing's going to keep him from playing with a text.

Where did Heller run into poststructuralist reading, I mean really run into it, as opposed to hearing about it?  Same place she would have run into Emerson's Man Thinking, Columbia University.  She had come there after education at Haverstock School and Oxford.  From what I know of Oxford education in the eighties nothing in it would have softened her up for poststructuralism.  I doubt that Smith's education at Cambridge would have softened her either. 

So welcome to America, Britishers.  Over here there is "creative reading as well as creative writing."  And to do it you have to trust yourself, as Emerson exhorts Americans to do in "Self-Reliance."  There are no holy texts.  "Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind."  Socrates will be proud of you.

This tells me that, after I have given up on the impossible question ("How can I make sure my students get Emerson's message of freedom without infringing on their freedom?") I, side-by-side with my fellow-American though maybe over-eager poststructuralists, have to let those free-readers into my class.  They get in on Emerson's pass.

But that throws me into an impossibility.  I just can't teach my lower-level courses at Ohio University with poststructuralists in the room. In Freshman English I have to curb freedom every three minutes. You cannot play, creatively, with the subject-verb-complement structure of the English sentence.  You cannot, if you are to remain teachable, play with anything established by convention or agreement.  You cannot play with the rules of logic.  You are not free to make any inferences you please.   Tell me you are free, as some up-to-date students have told me, and I will go into a dark room and weep.

Yet I want play.  Especially in  the interpretation-of-poetry course, where every new imagination is encouraged to exercise itself.

What I need is a warning in the Course Catalogue that will give me only teachable students.  A fatwa from the head of the English Department.  "You cannot play with the walls around your playground.  In a work of literature what's given you in declarative sentences — the physical set-up, the time-frame, the evidence given you for your own inference-making, the rules of inference-making — is your reality, and it's as hard as concrete."

For my poststructuralist colleagues a petition.  "Please don't write as if these walls did not exist."  That's the way the founding poststructuralists, the French, wrote, and the way American relativists following them wrote.  Only a careful, statement-by-statement display would make sure of it but I think that if you made a quick survey, or maybe just looked at Barbara Herrnstein Smith's Contingencies of Value, you would see what caused us the teachers, and them the literary theorists, so much trouble: they did not make clear that the relativism they advocated was cultural and esthetic, not epistemic.  The first two relativisms you can get away with; the last will bring a ton of bricks down on top of you.  Alan Sokal's load.  (That's "get away with" in front of scientists and analytic philosophers, not continental philosophers who, in the eyes of the former, will let you get away with murder.)

It's those analytic philosophers who give me now the most exhilarating and finally most depressing thoughts.  First the exhilaration.  Emerson, I realize, has nothing to fear from their analysis!  Emerson, the man people quote when they deprecate logic ("A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds").  He separated the epistemic from the cultural and the esthetic, and gave it its due.  The teaching of "elements," the "indispensable office" of colleges, was outside of everything he gave freedom to, as were "history and exact science," which the scholar "must learn by laborious reading."  The old walls.  (His statement, "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, was outside them too — for readers who paid close enough attention to see that the consistency he was referring to was temporal, not logical.)


That is exhilarating, isn't it?  The American ex-preacher doing just the thing all these Europe-sucking intellectuals failed to do.  Ask why they failed, though, and you're on the road to depression.  When you give the obvious answer, inattention (they didn't notice science standing there, demanding its due), you can't stop with the intellectuals, you have to go on to the teachers, who didn't notice that they had nothing to worry about.  Why make a big fuss, a science war, a culture war, over poststructuralist freedom?  Just notice the right passages in Emerson, read them to the intellectuals, and get on with your business.

Monday, March 9, 2015

284. A New Yorker Cartoon, Our Time, and Past Literature


In the cartoon (New Yorker, 3-9-15) a man lies face down on a bed with his head buried in a pillow.  The woman sitting next to him says, "Snap of it, Ray — it's just sex."  Taking the woman to be speaking for our time I couldn't help recalling (and looking up)  these passages from earlier times:

[...] suddenly, scaldingly, holdingly all nowhere gone and time absolutely still and they were both there, time having stopped and he felt the earth move out and away from under them.
 — Robert Jordan and Maria making love in Ernest Hemingway's For Whom the Bell Tolls.

Whom earthen you, by deathless lips adored,
Wild-eyed and stammering to the grasses thrust,
And deep into her crystal body poured
The hot and sorrowful sweetness of the dust:
— Edna St. Vincent Millay, of Endymion making love to Selene, Sonnet LII

Then Julia let me woo thee,
Thus, thus to come unto me;
         And when I shall meet
         Thy silv'ry feet,
My soul I'll pour into thee.
— Robert Herrick, "Night Piece, to Julia"

Rowing in Eden —
Ah, the Sea!
Might I but moor  Tonight —
In Thee!
— Emily Dickinson, "Wild Nights — Wild Nights!"

When my arms wrap you round I press
My heart upon the loveliness
That has long faded from the world.
— William Butler Yeats, "He Remembers Forgotten Beauty."

O my America! my new-found-land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man mann’d,
My Mine of precious stones, My Empirie,
How blest am I in this discovering thee!
— John Donne, "To His Mistress, G0ing to Bed"

Now from his breast into his eyes the ache
of longing mounted and he wept at last,
his dear wife,  clear and faithful, in his arms,
longed for
as the sunwarmed earth is longed for by a swimmer
spent in rough water where his ship went down...
in joy, in joy, knowing the abyss behind:
and so she too rejoiced, her gaze upon her husband,
her white arms round him pressed as though forever.
— the returned Odysseus and Penelope reunited in their wedding bed, Homer, Odyssey    



Sunday, March 8, 2015

283. What's It Like To Be a Muslim Prison Chaplain for Jihadists?


According to Salah Hamidi, writing in Wednesday's NYT (3-4-15), being a Muslim chaplain in a French prison these days is like being "between the cutting board and the cleaver."  On one side he's got the administration, expecting him to detect and counter Islamic radicalization with sound Islamic doctrine, and on the other side radicals thinking their Islamism is sounder than anybody's.  He tells us it's "mentally tiring" and we can imagine it, though for most of us Christians, not well.  We don't have enough Islamic doctrine to draw on.

How do we acquire enough doctrine to be able to put ourselves in Hamidi's shoes?  Through thorough study, obviously, though whether we will ever be able to bring ourselves up to Hamidi's level, or the level of any Muslim chaplain, is doubtful.  Seeing that, most Christians do what I do: Google. 

I can't begin to tell you what a mess that takes you into these days.  Page after page of the Quran's "peace verses," read one way then the other.  Proclaims non-violence, does not, justifies violence, does not, yes but the context, yes but the next verse, ah but there are more violence-promoting verses in the Quran than in other scriptures, there are not, count them, OK but there are degrees of promotion.  It's a contest as intense as the one over whose religion promoted the most, or the worst, atrocities.

Over all the Quran-quoters give as well as they take from the Bible-quoters, even though, as I see it, they're fighting under a handicap.  Too many other passages in the Quran make clear that the ground supporting all their effort is political, of this world, while the ground of all their opponents' effort is spiritual, of a another world.  It's hard to proclaim peace if you're responsible for victory over another faction or nation on earth.

It's easy, though, to claim that your side is peaceful if you think inductively (from observed behavior to general characterization), as Western peacemakers, usually liberals, do.  The Muslim who makes the following contribution to a forum (http://www.goodreads.com) is thinking inductively:

The majority of Muslims are peaceful people.... For example, in Indonesia alone, there are over 200 million Muslims. And how many of those are militants? A drop in the ocean. Unfortunately, some people stubbornly consider the acts of these militants as correctly representing Islam, instead of the acts of the 200 million Muslims.  (Femmy Syahrani, Indonesia)


The Christian says yes, but it's that drop that's killing us, and the drop comes from your theological water, distilled in the Quran. 

The observer, noting that the Christian is thinking deductively (from authoritative statement to particular consequence— see Post 275), sees them talking past each other forever.

Hamidi is facing passionate, narrow-visioned deductive thinkers.  "The Quran says this and I therefore must do that."  He gets no place if he says, "But millions of Muslims don't think it says this and are not doing that."  To the militant those people are not good Muslims and their reading is not sound. And he whips out the passages.  Who's the better Muslim?  Who's the better reader?  I can see why Hamidi would be tired.

I can't help picturing a Christian chaplain facing his killer-for-God.  What a pile of scriptural ammunition he has!  How little need to shape it and clean it for use. "Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you."  No equivocation, no qualification, no following abrogation.  (What follows is "If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also.")  And underneath it all the solidest possible ground: "My kingdom is not of this world."  For those inclined to go political there's only the slightest compromise: "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's."

Yes, there are contrary passages, like "I come to bring not peace but a sword," but these are few and easily taken from the hands of a disputant.  The Christian chaplain goes home much less tired.

Now we're at the dangerous place, and I mean danger.  We're about to take the first step down the path to world-wide religious war. 

I don't think that's scare-monger's hyperbole.  I am drawing on the wars I have seen in my lifetime and those I have read about in greatest detail.  In those wars I think the first steps are taken when one people starts picturing another people as bad people.  They leave the practical and political, the specific injuries, the dangers, the threats, and go ethical.  These people, their religion, their culture, are bad. 

Say that and you've put yourself on a genuinely slippery slope.  Let those other people hear you and you help them onto their slope.  The two of you are soon in the goodness-badness war that leads to, is almost necessary to, a shooting war.

I think Femmy Syahrani, the Indonesian Muslim I quoted in the passage above, has the kind of ear we need to worry about.  It is tuned to the representation of Islam, Islam as a whole.   That will take in the Islam that, I daresay, gives order to her life.  Call that bad, call her people bad, and she will begin to think of  you as bad.  Already you are "stubborn" in considering "the acts of these militants as correctly representing Islam."

I know, worrying about the sensitivity of the other side's ears when ours are getting "Great Satan!  Baby killer!" may seem over-scrupulous, but I think the stakes here are too high to worry about that.  We claim to be the enlightened ones, don't we?  And doesn't that impose a greater responsibility?


So, what do we go for?  I say (and have already said, in Posts 273, 275) go for the smallest changes in our law books that will protect us from the new threats to our security.  Turn the problem over to lawyers.  The more we can get public commentators to follow the discipline enforced on them by judges the better chance we'll have of avoiding what endangers us most, free derogation of other people.  Badmouthing.

Monday, March 2, 2015

282. Calm Down, Listen to Netanyahu


I know, the Islamic State, beheading people as it goes, has expanded into Libya, has a foothold in Algeria and Egypt, and now has its eyes on Lebanon.  Republicans and the Wall Street Journal, followed by The Economist, are multiplying their attempts to get us more concerned. They even had me worried. And then along came this article in The Atlantic.

The Islamic State, I am convinced after reading Graeme Wood's unemotional account of it (The Atlantic, 3-15),  is run by such a bunch of losers, playing their parts in such a hopeless narrative, based on such a doubtful ideology, that Americans have nothing whatsoever to worry about.

Losers?  How's this: If the ruler of the State, the caliph, deviates even slightly in his implementation of Shariah his followers can replace him.  Have you ever heard a surer invitation to chaotic governance?  Can't you hear the charges of deviation, the quarrels over the exact law, the proclamations of opposing factions, the incitements to revolt, and, finally, the assertions of purer devotion by the usurping caliph, and his replacement, and his replacement.  It's the formula that made Muslim countries losers before every united modern country that wanted to take advantage of them. It's what will have these sky-shooters aiming at each other in no time.

Hopeless narrative?  Try this: In the last days "the armies of Rome [the West] will mass to meet the armies of Islam in Northern Syria" and "Islam's final showdown with an anti-messiah will occur in Jerusalem after a period of renewed Islamic conquest."  The believer's part is to effect the conquest and prepare the way for the messiah, the Mahdi, who with God's help will lead them in the final victory of good over evil.  Only losers crazed by their own losses would find any hope in a pre-musketry vision like this.  (Wood tells us that IS propagandists draw clips from "Hollywood war movies set in medieval times" with armies "on horseback carrying ancient weapons.")

As for ideology all you need is the losers' belief that all this is predicted and will be ensured by God.  Remind yourself of what has happened to those holding such an ideology, or theology, when they go up against superior weapons and you see how it's going to go.

Weapons now, think of them and you might see something really worth your worry, Iran with nukes.   Look at what the IS caliphs command and you see only backwardness and incompetence.  They can't get oil out of the ground by themselves, they can't refine it, they can't manufacture tanks and guns, they can't do anything but use things Western technology has produced.  In some of this they are expert, as when they design a web site or make TV clips.  Otherwise they are a laugh.  Not so with Iran, not by a long shot.  They've got most of the goods and all the know-how.  And nobody will be laughing if they, sharing the most dangerous parts of the IS ideology, have a chance to act on it.

Once again it's a matter of reflex vs. calculation.  We see an image on a screen and go out of our minds with worry.  "My God, these people are now only a short distance from Italy."  What are we thinking?   Islamic terrorists are no more capable of jumping that distance than Communists were of jumping the 90 miles from Cuba.  You want a jump look at the Iranian missiles.  Calculate the distance they can travel.  Figure the throw weight when producible A-bombs are aboard.  What are we doing worrying about guys with knives and scimitars?


I don't think we can go through that calculation without concluding that Benjamin Netanyahu, pain in the neck that he is, is way ahead of us in strategic thinking.  Maybe he shouldn't be addressing Congress the way he is going to, maybe he belongs to the party most likely to make suckers of us at a bargaining table, maybe he's got the support of some of the most unlikable people in America, but that shouldn't keep us from listening to what he has to say about Iran tomorrow.