At each meal in my retirement home
I face a wall that has a painting of wallpaper on it. That's all that's in the frame. Just a section of wallpaper.
Though it doesn't throw me into
transports it does transport me: back to that train station (Post #2) where I
immediately thought better of what some people were doing in a passageway when
my companion told me that it was "performance art."
You can see what makes the
connection between the station and the wall wall: a thing we look at is given
added value through a name. My
companion said, "This is art," and so, I think, does the frame.
I argued that a painting shouldn't
be given this added value. It
should earn it. By competing fair
and square with everything else offering value. The performers in the train station are up against anything else
you might see in a train station.
The stuff inside a frame is competing against anything you might see
outside the frame. Like the
wallpaper.
Now what everything on the wall of
a dining room is competing for is the privilege of supplying a background
pleasure. Conversation and food
are the foreground pleasures. You
can find all kinds of weighty, paired terms for this division —intrinsic vs.
extrinsic, essential vs. accidental, central vs. marginal — but none of them
will let you reverse the privilege of the conversation and food. They (a jazz club will tell it to you)
are the trumpet and clarinet, carrying the tune; the wallpaper is just brushes on
the drum.
Experience with various pleasures
soon taught me, as Socrates taught me later, that for the good life pleasures
have to be ranked, and proportioned, and located, foreground or
background. If you disagree I'll
take you to a jazz club.
OK, this retirement home is no
jazz club, but the truth I landed on was a general one, applying
everywhere. So here I am,
listening closely to my companions (don't think octogenarians aren't worth
listening to), and what do I hear?
What has this painter done?
Cued the drummer to take over.
With his brush!
"Quiet, you diners, I'm showing you some art," says the frame. I look inside. "Ta da!" A section of wallpaper. Outside is inside, background is foreground,
lesser is greater, and the effect on me is distraction. I can no longer keep my mind on the
conversation.
So what am I, in a comedy
club? "Hey, the wallpaper guy
is here. Thinks he can use it to
test the value of painting." All right, smart-ass, test this.
I know, I'm so vain I think that
song is about me, but still I can be useful. How familiar are you with the
recent, and in some ways ongoing, culture wars? Do you know that one side believed in proportion and the
other side thought they believed too strongly in it? The proportionists (also identified as traditionalists, and
sometimes classicists) carefully distinguished essential from accidental, intrinsic
from extrinsic, central from peripheral — and ranked the former ahead of the
latter. The anti-proportionists
(identified as postmodernists) exercised less care and said, in effect, to hell
with such ranking. What traditionalists
put in the center they — often playfully, just for a tweak — would put in the
margin.
There you've got the retirement
home dining room, foreseen by the postmodern painter. She raises her decentering weapon, her brush, the wallpaper
goes into the frame, and pow, there I am with my fork in the air.
Now I've taken enough of these
shots (oh those 60s absurdists) to know that the worst thing I can do is go
weighty on her. The purpose, as
with those ribbers Hemingway despised, is to get a rise out of you. Not this time, baby. I'll play it cool.
How do I do that? By listening closely to the
octogenarian trying to complete her promising thought. I'll show the painter that, even though
I'm internally enjoying her game, it ranks below the game we at the table are
still trying to play, however well, the game of understanding life, and what's
essentially good in it. Through
talk. That's Socratic, that's
classical, that's Western. And
that's what the postmodernist is turning away from — or having fun with.